Chips

"When you need a tasty treat, Crack-O's are the chips to beat. Eat 'em by the bunch or by the pound, new improved Crack-O's won't let you down."

- Crack-O's "Neuro-Net" Promotion 2111 Crack-O's Potato Chips, voted the UNN's national food product in the early 21st century, are made from slices of common potatoes deep fried in hydrogenated oils. This treat is often supplemented with vitamins to boost its questionable nutritional value.

Trivia

 * Chips can be used to restore 1 Hit Point, but they're too bulky to bother carrying around in quantity.
 * Both Blue and Red Monkeys often carry bags of Chips.